So today’s topic are weapons; melee, ranged …

One thing before we start the topic is that I’m a huge weapon fanatic (any non-modern weapon).

Ranged:

My favourite ranged weapon is the Yumi (the samurai bow) or for a modern weapon the Beretta 92.

Melee:

From melee are the shaolin spade, the lobotomizer (lobo), the bō, the katana or the European long sword or the rapier, as knives are the kukri, katar, Kama (Akali’s ˝daggers˝) and by the looks of it the ˝Hunga Munga˝.

 

Throwable:

Of course the throwing knives, Italian renaissance grenades (Assassin’s creed Revelations), the caltrops and for the modern version the Molotov cocktail.

Siege weapons:

The trebuchet and that’s about it.

Fort defence weapons:

Boiling oil, Greek fire, mines …

So I was waiting for an inspiration and then I considered, what if I do a post about superheroes and superpowers and stuff.

Superheroes:

My favourite superhero is Deadpool and the least Batman. I prefer the marvel comics than the DC comics. My favourite DC character is the Joker (Heath Ledger). I watched almost every superhero movie and I haven’t read any comics.

Superpowers:

My favourite superpower is, I think teleportation (my super powers are mood and joke killing (at least this week)).

Well another topic just occurred to me: hobbies:

My hobbies are playing computer games or xbox, playing the guitar, karate training, drawing, crafting, the newest is writing … 

                                  My best drawing ever----->

Yet again I have no idea what to talk about so here are some animal facts:

Fact 14. : Cows have best friends (I heard they get along with Barbecue).

Fact 15. : Millions of trees grow every year thanks to squirrel’s forgetting where they put their nuts.

Fact 16. : Dolphins have names for one other.

Fact 17. : There’s an animal called the quokka and it’s the happiest animal in the world.                                                         Quokka--->

Fact 18. : Baby bunnies are called kittens too.

Something about me and animals: I want to be a vet and help animals who are in need. I love every animal especially snakes and all reptiles. I have three pets: a dog, a bunny and an iguana.

I don’t know what to talk about, but winter is coming so let us talk about hot beverages and comfort when it’s cold outside.

Drinks:

During winter I drink a lot of cocoa, hot chocolate (homemade), tea, caramel milk, ˝butterbeer latte˝, maybe coffee and hot milk. I wish Slovenia had starbucks.

Comforts:

Crawl on the couch like Gollum (if it snows outside), cover myself with blankets like a cocoon and watch TV and drink one of my favourite drinks. That’s about that.

But wait there’s more!!!

Recipes:

Are in pictures.

Others are my family secret.

Good night and brace yourself, winter is coming!

Have you ever woke up in the middle of a night, got out of the bed and started walking around the house like a mindless zombie, and then in the end you went into the bathroom and stared in a mirror, and then got control over your body back and went to bed, thinking: what the f*** just happened.

So today's topic is about zombies and zombie apocalypse:

I kind of want that the zompocalypse happened, but I'm probably going to be one of the first zombies. But my gear will protect me at least till winter (some are really cold) so here is my gear: clothes: bug out bag jeans trousers, leather jacket, boots and all the under clothes and skiing armour, weapons and tools: my bow, my (decoration) sword, sickle, ankle knife and at least one more knife and maybe a frying pan, other: a Compass, watch, map, binoculars, paper and pencils, matches, rope, first aid kit...

Now I'm not going to tell you about my plans, cause I have enemies that will try to kill me. So if that ever happens may fortune favour you all. (Note I like zombies). Good night.

<-- So me!!!

Don't hate bugs!

I wonder why do people hate bugs. I mean they see a bug and then they just want to kill it with fire or poison. As for myself I don’t hate bugs well I don’t love them and how they can crawl on me but if I had the ability to choose as a pet between a spider and a goldfish I would have chosen a spider.

I saw a post on meme center with a kid with a giant stick insect on his back and of course there was a kill it before it lays eggs. I mean seriously people bugs won’t eat you well I’m not particularly happy if I see wasp or a hornet or any other bug that may harm me. The only bug I could be scared of is the cockamouse (from How I met your mother) that thing must be creepy (for those who don’t know what a cock-a-mouse is it’s an offspring of a cockroach and a mouse), Well I would have been afraid of spiders in Australia. I am not afraid of bugs (well ok I was afraid of wasps) I had stick insects for pets once, I live near woods so there are a lot of bugs here. Oh I’m sorry there is one bug I hate it’s the mosquito (everybody hates them). I don’t get people who are afraid of bugs (it’s kind of normal for girls but men who are afraid of bugs have no right to be called men), did any bug ever do you harm if he did then hate that species and not all of them I know they may look disgusting, so try imagining yourself with a bug’s face on your head and everybody’s else’s heads. They have adapted faces like other people. They’re not bigger as they should be because the oxygen level is just right if it was bigger than all insects would have become man-eating giants. Don’t hate bugs watch Bug's life and maybe you’ll get them. And another fact if you kill a spider in those circa ten square metres where the spider lived a lot of flies will spawn and thrive so not all bugs are harmful. 

<--- I love Lily's expression here.

Well I was in Ljubljana today I visited my family. I still have no idea what to talk about. Maybe I'll talk about sport. Yeah let's go for sport.

Sport:

Slovenian ski jumping team won today so congrats boys. My daily work out is going great but my abdomens hurt like hell. I don't need bow shooting because I don't feel bad. I really want to ski more than ever. It's raining so I'm not able to do any outdoor sports like karate or bojutsu or capoeira (I'm learning online but not so good). I seriously don't know what to talk about anymore oh I typed this post on my Samsung omnia7 the windows phone it has word and excel and PowerPoint and also autocorrect which I normally hate but I love it right now. I also don't know how to draw on phones (didlr). So that's that.

Goodnight world

So I have written the English test and I hope it’ll be a good mark and not another C (3).

More facts about animals:

·         Fact 6. : Octopi have three hearts.

·         Fact 7. : Houseflies don’t allow their short lifespan (14 days) to hinder their musical abilities. They always hum in the key of F.

·         Fact 8. : Ostriches can run faster than horses and male ostriches can roar like a lion.

·         Fact 9. : On average, there are 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas. Bet you’ll think twice before going outside now – unless you’re this guy. A lot of people also confuse spiders with their ˝cousins˝ daddy-long-legs.

·         Fact 10. : Mantis shrimp have heksanocular (or smth. like that) vision we ha binocular vision. Also they can see a lot more colours then us, try imagining a new colour then multiply that with nine. The mantis shrimp split into two groups the first one spearers and the other one clubbers they split between the front claws.

·         Fact 11. : Snails can grow back an eye if they lose one.

·         Fact 12. : Contrary to popular belief, french poodles actually originated in Germany. Maybe you should’ve named her Gretl instead of Fifi.

·         Fact 13. : Humpback whales create the loudest sound of any living creature. And you thought the loudest sound came from that two-year-old you sat next to on your trans-continental flight, didn’t you?

Every day I learn something new like today I found out for the daddy-long-legs.

More animal facts next week. Good night world.

I have absolutely no idea what to write I already did gaming, animals, movies, music, sport and I seriously don’t want to talk about historical facts. I can talk about my examinations and grades in this school year. So this year I have failed only once and I’m writing a test tomorrow in English so I need to write as much as possible. I didn’t go to my karate training today because I got home just recently and my everyday workout is going great (by that I mean I didn’t do anything (my brother is sleeping right now)). I’ll probably go for a walk later but maybe not. Oh god I seriously apologize for not posting any smart topics. Only thing I can say is that I’m really really stressed because it’s a though week behind me. Also my grandma’s birthday’s today so I ate a lot of cake (chocolate). My love life is a mess I can’t get my head clear. I haven’t watched the latest walking dead episode. My tailbone hurts like hell. I’m mad at myself because I got the Slovene test back today and I was one point missing to B (4). I was examined today in German class I’ll finish it tomorrow. My computer is probably going to kill me it already zapped me in the left ear when I had headphones on and it’s lagging like hell. I discovered I can go to Budapest the day after my birthday (yay). Tomorrow is Friday. I got a song stuck in my head and I can’t stop singing it. I can’t go bow shooting because it’s dark. Didn’t play a single game in decades, a friend is probably nagging me now on facebook that I need to play lol with him; I was right. I wonder who reads my blog. I need to study. In next weekend there is a ski-fair and I’m going to sell there. And now my room is clear and I’m going to work out.

Sorry for a crappy post seriously I’m between two subjects in my studies and I have no clue what to write about.

May the odds be ever in your favour (oh Hunger games2 comes next week) and I still can’t wait for The Hobbit. My best regards.

I apologize for my obligatory words but I seriously feel like crap, mostly because one of my friends is an assface. But I’m not going to talk about that.

Sport:

I’ve trained skiing for at least 10 years then I ˝retired˝ myself from competing but I still love to ski and it’s still my favourite sport. Well let’s talk about skiing a bit more my favourite ski resort is Livigno Italy then there are Austrian ski resorts. So now I train karate I have an orange belt (yes yes laugh now but when I get the black belt we’ll see who’s laughing then), I also want to train capoeira or bojutsu  and even maybe taekwon-do, when it comes to martial arts I really like them so I hope some of these come to Slovenia. I know that taekwon-do and even caipoirea are already in Slovenia. I’m also going to work out every day from now on (I’ll probably give up in circa 3 days).

So … I didn't passed the German exam (kind of an expectation), but I passed the history exam with a C (3 in our country), could have done better.

Music:

I can listen to any music genre except classical. I like any other NORMAL person HATE the hated (you know their names I’m not going to write their names because I don’t want to get slut all over my blog). My favourite songs are Demons-Imagine Dragons and The Trial-Pink Floyd; I really love Queen, Guns and Roses, Pink Floyd and any other psychedelic rock band. When it comes to pop I like P!nk and Imagine Dragons, but I really don’t listen to pop so much.

OK so the strangest thing just happened to me someone from Phoenix, Arizona wanted to add me on facebook, and I was like: ˝God no I ain’t adding someone with a chiuvava on lap while he’s sitting on a boat. Mhm.˝. So that’s that.

Films and series:

1. You don’t spoil anything to anyone!!!

2. Share your thoughts on movies and series

I REPEAT DO NOT SPOIL ANYTHING. I watch Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, The Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and pretty soon Breaking Bad and anything that might be interesting. Now these were the non-sitcoms the sitcoms are: How I met your mother, Cougar town, New Girl …

Now the only series you can spoil when it comes to me is Friends, god I hate them.

As I speak/write whatever I’m loading the sixth episode of The Walking Dead, which I’m going to watch tomorrow, because I’m not writing any examinations. Oh yeah I have written a test from German today and I really hope it’s going to be positive so cross your fingers and I’ll let you know.

First of all I apologize for my absence and for that I shall make a promise: *pretend that I’m crossing my heart and all that stuff* I solemnly (I think it’s spelled this way) swear that I will write at least one post a day, and I shall be less absent than I was these two days. Ok that’s done.

Now that I have a tumblr account I will join these two accounts together and make one blog on two sites (getting more readers), now all I have to do is to figure it out how to do it.

Today’s post is on animals, since I have been I a local zoo yesterday thus I’m going to talk about animals:

First of all Slovenian zoo is now even more interesting because it has new animals like cheetahs and new tiger cages and so on. I’m a big animal lover and I know a lot about them, like for example octopi have three hearts and muscles and skin cells allow them to change colour and shape.

Now it’s time for some animal facts:

1.       Fact 1. : Bunnies, rabbits and hares have similar paws like cats the only difference is that their feet are covered with special fur that makes them a lot quieter than some cats, but it makes them slip faster even due to the claws.

2.       Fact 2. : Iguanas are let’s say ˝bad parents˝ because when the baby iguanas are hatched there are no parents around to help them survive they just run away to mate more.

3.       Fact 3. : A lot of people think that dogs don’t sense any colours but they can sense anything from red to blue-ish.

4.       Fact 4. : When sperm whales mate another whale literally supports them so they don’t drift away. Wow talk about a third wheel.

5.       Fact 5. : Mosquitoes can smell blood over a kilometre and can sense heat, so they can see like the predator. And a lot of mosquitoes are repulsed by alcohol in blood.

So about the zoo I saw every animal except the bobcat, rare people see it, due to its camouflage and great hiding skills. I also thought that cheetahs are bigger than they really are they’re actually like a medium sized dog like for example a bernese mountain dog.

So once again I apologize for my absence and I hope you enjoyed my blog so far. Good night world.

Gaming:

1. I am a minecraft, lol (league of legends), lotr and I can relate to tons of games,

2. Comment any topics of gaming and I promise I shall consider them,

3. Note: my net connection is okay but my computer is basically made of wood (I’m going to buy a new one),

4. I’m going to talk mostly about minecraft an lotr,

5. I also own xbox360 and PS2.

Minecraft: if anyone knows a good server or owns a private server please let me know.

LoL: I’m a total noob (Valar Doaheris), many of my friends who play LoL will agree with this.

Lord of the Rings: I know it has lots and lots of games so here are the ones I play(ed): The Battle for Middle-earth 2, Lord of the Rings online, War in the North, The two Towers, The return of the King (the only return for you Star Wars fans), Conquest and there’ll be probably more of them.

Introduction: This is my blog. I’m going to write about gaming, WTF animal facts, movies and series, music, sport and probably historical facts. Oh I almost forgot you can give me inspirations for blogging and drawing. So let’s give it a go.

Excuse my English I'm not a native speaker.